I have been spending time with the book, Writer Mama, by Christina Katz.
In chapter one she writes about finding ideas to write about in your everyday life. She advises that I can come up with 100 ideas in just one day if I’m paying attention. So let’s look at today.
I slept late. I had stale coffee that my husband brewed this morning. It had to be microwaved. Maybe I should find a solution to hours old coffee tasting hours old and write an article for some women’s magazine.
I showered and while I was in the shower I thought a lot about the dirty family in my life and how I’m always afraid my kids will catch lice from them even though “experts” say that isn’t how lice is spread. I only know that my mother forbid me to play with the dirty kids at school and I never got lice. I’ve only personally known one family that had lice and it was the dirty family. I’m not sure how I can get an article out of this but the dirty family is often on my mind, causing much grief and worry. Maybe there are other mothers that avoid social events out of concern that the dirty family in their circle will show up. Maybe there are other mothers that tell their kids to claim food allergies in order to avoid eating anything the dirty family brought to a pot-luck. Maybe there’s an article there, How to Avoid Eating Food from Dirty Kitchens at Pot-Lucks.
This afternoon I have to go buy cat food and litter. This reminds me that I’m still not satisfied with the brand of cat food I buy. I switched dozens of times during the Great Pet Food Poisoning of 2007. I tried making my own pet food at great expense. I still have the food processor, the stock pot, and dozens of freezer containers that were to store the food in. I made cat food once. I boiled whole chickens, sauteed liver, ground it all up, and then they wouldn’t eat it. Thinking of all this pisses me off at China again for their melamine and lead. There must be an article in there somewhere.
I have to do the dishes, do some laundry, balance the checkbook, and pay bills. Those are all pretty boring. No article there. I have to do some schoolwork with my daughter. That reminds me that I want to write some articles for a new secular homeschooling magazine. I ordered issue one and was very impressed with the magazine and its editor. The problem is that I’m not really obsessed with homeschooling. It’s what we do but I don’t live and breathe it every minute of every day like so many other homeschoolers do. To me it’s about as interesting as the dishes and laundry.
The kids are playing with their new Christmas toys. Perhaps I should write about which toys were a hit and which ones were duds. I don’t really know how to write a review though. Perhaps it’s time to learn. One item sucks so badly that it is probably my duty to get the word out to other moms. Another surprised me. I thought it would be an expensive disappointment but it has turned out to be worth it’s price.
I don’t think there are 100 ideas in my day but at least it’s a start. And now I have to go get after those dishes.

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January 3, 2008 at 1:21 pm
lethaleuphoria
i was homeschooled my junior and senior years and i agree, there’s nothing fantastical about it. i never understood why some kids thought it was so excellent to be homeschooled. did i have more free time - yes. did i have more friends to hang out with in that free time - NO. blah. homeschooling taught me wonders in the aspects of self-discipline and logistics. however it killed what social life i had - and i mean really, junior and senior years! ick. i went to a VERY tiny (i would have been one in a graduating class of 3) private school and that was better. BUT all in all, i’m happy with my homeschooling and could write an article about it. pros and cons, and all that lovely portfolio stuff in between.
you’re a mom - i’m sure there’s a bazillion things in your day that could be starts of articles - even the tiniest thing can become a rant once you get heated enough about it. like when your son tries to stand up to pee at the toilet this morning, and doesn’t remove the pee guard from when he sits down, and ends up shooting pee all over his miniature toilet and the floor, then finally managing to get the last few dribbles into his mini-bowl. oh wait - that happened to me this morning. heehe. i COULD write more and how he’s fully potty-trained, just not fully functioning when i wake him up from a deep sleep. hehe. e GOOD LUCK with the writing - i think i’ll have to check back here for more inspiration!
January 3, 2008 at 4:08 pm
kmcdade
More ideas: what laundry detergent do you use, and why? How did you pick that brand? Have you had any funny laundry experiences (too much soap, colors running, shrinkage, etc.) Do you have any laundry advice?
Ditto for washing the dishes.
And you can try out things like this on Associated Content (if you want to) before you start trying for women’s magazines.
January 3, 2008 at 5:03 pm
tigereye
You’re one of those people who can make nearly anything funny. You just made the pet food scare funny — now THAT’S an accomplishment.
January 3, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Ina
I agree with tigereye. I keep thinking about Vomitous Bilge.
January 3, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Vicky In The Middle
I don’t know, but everyday stuff like that served Erma Bombeck well for a nice profitable career. I’ve been trying to find somewhere on the web with writing prompts. I used to belong to a group in another place. Every week the moderator would give us a challenge. For instance, one I remember was to write the scene in an employee lunch room. One employee had borrowed money from another and never repaid it. We were to write an encounter from each point of view. Things like that were fun. That’s the sort of thing I’d like to find again. I’m not smart enough to think of things on my own.
January 3, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Andrea
Please link me up if you find it, Vicky. By the way, do you have a blog over here too?
I should read Erma Bombeck and Dave Barry for inspiration and quit pulling my hair out wondering how I’m going to write any serious non-fiction. I was thinking that was all that sells but maybe it isn’t.
January 4, 2008 at 7:54 am
The Writer Mama
Good morning. Your observations rolled in on my morning Google alert like a piece of beach glass. I have a few suggestions, as is typical of me. For one thing, I’d keep a list, like this one of all the ideas you have as you get further into the book. One of my favorite articles by a former student of mine was about lice. For some reason, I find lice to be a fascinating topic…and therefore I imagine other moms do too. Why not write an essay about lice for Hip Mama zine? Also, not living and breathing homeschooling also sounds like an essay idea that has a lot of energy for you. And the comments prove that you’ve struck something. Maybe for the secular homeschooling magazine or maybe an opinion piece?
Ideas are just the first step in writing for publication, of course. But it sounds like you are off to a good start. Best of luck!
January 4, 2008 at 10:33 am
Vicky In The Middle
Yep, Andrea, I’m here too.
January 4, 2008 at 10:42 am
Andrea
Kathleen, thanks for stopping by and giving advice.
I did sign up for AC and have one article there. I am wondering if it’s a good fit for me since I tend to write humorous pieces with ease but struggle to write anything serious. It takes me ten minutes to hammer out a rant about babysitting that people are still laughing about months later but it took me several hours to put together a dry article for AC about protecting your computer from scumware.
People keep telling me I should write. I finally, at age 42, decided to listen. Still, I’m not sure I can write. I don’t remember anything from my single writing class in college. Even if I did, it was a business writing class, not a creative writing class. I don’t know the first thing about grammar and usage. I know if something sounds right or not but I couldn’t tell you why.
January 4, 2008 at 10:54 am
Andrea
Christina, thanks for stopping by. I’m considering taking your class but can’t really afford it at this time.
As it turns out, there is an article in the paying of the bills. I opened the utility bill and fell out of my chair. On my knees, weeping, that is.
Truth is I am in shock and awe that a Real Published Writer whose book is on my desk visited my blog. Now how am I going to ever be a Real Published Writer if I am starstruck by them?
January 4, 2008 at 10:55 am
Andrea
Vicky, I can’t find your blog. Please send me a link.
January 4, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Ina
Vicky is Vicky63401.
January 12, 2008 at 11:39 pm
The Writer Mama
Andrea, please come by my blog THIS WEEK to learn about The Writer Mama Scholarship. Good luck!
January 13, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Andrea
Thanks! I got the news in your email newsletter and have since added your blog to my feeds I subscribe to.