Christina Katz is offering one scholarship for her class, Writing and Publishing the Short Stuff, which begins on February 13th. I intend to apply for the scholarship since I thoroughly enjoyed, and continue to enjoy, her book and would love to take the class.
I have to write one paragraph explaining why I want to take the class. That’s hard for me. Once I get started I’ll end up with 1000 words. This will be a real exercise in being concise and choosing words that work.
I also need to write a paragraph listing my publication credits. How does one say zero, nada, zip, in a way that makes it sound like it’s a good thing? That business writing class I took in college might come in handy after all. I wonder if the fact that there are some Real Paid Authors that deign to speak to me counts for anything.
Finally, I have to explain why I can’t afford the tuition without a scholarship. This is where I begin to second guess myself. No, I can’t pay it right now. I just paid a seven hundred dollar vet bill the week before Christmas. We can’t pay the sales tax on the car we had to buy when my husband’s car quit for good the day before Thanksgiving. My utility bill was nearly as much as my mortgage this month. And so on. But…
I’m still better off than a single mother trying to survive on minimum wage. At least I have a mortgage. I know people that are homeless right now. At least we have a new car to owe sales tax on. At least saving my cat’s life only caused me six overdraft fees. Part of me says I shouldn’t apply for this scholarship but should instead wait until I can afford the class. Then again, how many homeless people are trying to launch a writing career right now? I’d think they’d have more pressing issues to deal with.
It’s interesting to me how writing a single paragraph is harder than writing an entire essay.

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January 13, 2008 at 5:11 pm
thelittlefluffycat
Hm. Interesting problem. As the 50-Word Diva that I am, I can tell you that it either is or it isn’t, you know? Your best bet is to set an artificial limit on yourself for the paragraph telling why you need the scholarship. And actually–aren’t your need of the scholarship and the lack of publishing credits kind of the same thing? As in, “I’m hoping if I take this class I can get some publishing credits”?
You do have the AC thing. I don’t know if it counts for anything, but it should count for more than you know where, I would think.
January 13, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Ina
Use your humor to get you there, Andrea. I’m sure you can even figure out a way to make your lack of publishing credits humorous.
January 13, 2008 at 6:43 pm
intermagus
Look at the bright side……I’m not writing it. You’d end up with 27 pages of on-and-on about the subject. Heh Heh.
January 14, 2008 at 10:13 am
pandemonic
Paragraphs are indeed tough. Novels are much easier.
January 15, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Corina
Go for it or, for sure, some Beverly Hills woman is going to fill out the application using a $300 Mont Blanc pen and she’ll get it!
January 16, 2008 at 11:07 am
Andrea
I still haven’t got this done. Sick kids cause everything to get put on the back burner. It is on my list for today, sick kid or no sick kid.
January 16, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Vicky In The Middle
Please go for this. Tell them how, since you’re a homeschooler, they are getting three waps at educating someone for the price of one (or however many kidlings you have.) Keep us informed, please.
January 16, 2008 at 9:17 pm
tigereye
Do it. If you don’t, here is what I have learned will happen: someone much less talented than you will go, and it’ll be someone you know, and you’ll resent the bejeezus out of them for getting to go while you didn’t.
OK, maybe your life works consistently better than mine, but that’s what would happen to me. Remind me to tell you about my former manager and the book reviews. Really. There’s a story there. I can even make it funny if I’m in the right mood.